Aztecs football season starts this week, and it’s time to start working ourselves up! It’s easier when you hate your opponent, right? We here at Kabeer Thirty love nothing more than to give a quick (figurative) kick to the junk followed by a tearful sprint in the opposite direction, but there’s a lot of hatred in this world. How about we try a different approach this season? Let’s systematically kill them with kindness!
A benevolent breakdown of SDSU’s 2016 foes:
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The first time SDSU made the Poinsettia Bowl, it played Navy. The Aztecs being in a bowl – any bowl – was such a novelty back in 2010 that nearly 50,000 people crammed into a stadium half-filled with San Diego River storm surge.
The shine of the lower-tier bowl game wore off fast. Aztecs fans were nearly outnumbered on their home turf by stone-sober BYU supporters in the 2012 Poinsettia. SDSU faithful who attended each of the Potato Bowl, Hawai’i Bowl and New Orleans Bowl appearances could fit into a Subaru Forester. Aztecs supporters aren’t satisfied with making just any bowl anymore.
Continue reading “How high? Defining success for the 2016 Aztecs”
From time to time, Kabeer Thirty sits down with SDSU luminaries to
leach off their popularity and garner cheap web hits give you the inside scoop on these important Aztecs. Today we chat with comedy writer and former relief pitcher Justin Halpern. You may know Justin from “Shit My Dad Says,” but do you know which MWC city he considers a ‘shit hole?’ Keep reading for this and other shocking revelations!
Continue reading “Q&A: Justin Halpern on his Aztec baseball career, the entertainment industry and a new mascot for SDSU”
Yesterday, SDSU athletics sent out a perfectly harmless tweet to promote a perfectly lovely player profile on running back/return man dynamo Rashaad Penny. This tweet contained a pun.
Continue reading “A comprehensive list of Rashaad Penny puns for the upcoming football season”
Before riding off into the sunset in a blaze of illegal stemming glory, former Aztecs quarterback Ryan Lindley started 49 games between 2008-11. It was a remarkable run of consistency that we didn’t fully appreciate at the time.
I think we do now.
Continue reading “Christian Chapman’s demo got rave reviews. Is he more than a one-hit wonder?”
Most of us can quickly recall the first time we were killed by the Aztecs.
Not a literal past life memory of death dealt by sacrificial warriors of the pre-colonial Aztec Empire. I refer to spiritual death at the hands of old alma mater, the student-athlete Aztecs of San Diego State. The moment one of those teams cracked open your chest, extracted your heart and fed it to a stone idol. You remember.
Mine came on a November day in 1991.
Continue reading “How I learned to stop worrying and expect disaster: a love story”
If you’re reading this, it’s probably safe to assume you are an Aztecs fan, and, in turn, also probably safe to assume you remember 2011. Particularly the Spring of 2011. The SDSU men’s basketball team was in the midst of an incredible, historical season. The end of February saw us gearing up for a highly anticipated matchup with BYU. I won’t talk about the game itself because we all know how that turned out and I doubt any of you reading would want to relive it.
Continue reading “That time I went HAM in Fisherville”
There’s no real news today on the search for a new SDSU Director of Athletics, but there is a SIZZLING HOT SEXY RUMOR.
Continue reading “POLL: Do you want Steve Fisher to be San Diego State’s new AD?”