Opening a time capsule of rage from one year ago

What were you doing one year ago this week? I was not blogging about the Aztecs football, I can tell you that much. In fact, I was trying my best to not think about the Aztecs at all.

You probably know why.

In case you’ve purged it from your memory as a defense mechanism, on September 19, 2015, this happened. Here are some game highlights to remind you of how our overtime loss to South Alabama went down:

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Ah yes, I remember it like yesterday. If you don’t remember it like yesterday, maybe that’s because the game was only live-streamed and not too many live witnesses were in the building.

With all the wonderful stuff that’s transpired since, it’s hard to fully comprehend the emotions we were all feeling at the time. So a year later, with the Aztecs nationally ranked and another game with the Jaguars in the offing, it seemed like the right time to revisit these memories.

So sit back, put Death Cab’s “The Photo Album” on your airpods and enjoy Kabeer Thirty’s Children’s Treasury of Rage Tweets From Least Year’s South Alabama Game.

I’ve decided to break these down into some helpful categories. We’ll start with …

Earnest disbelief and sadness

It’s an Embarrassing Loss to a Sun Belt Team, Charlie Brown!

Fun fact: If you present it as a question forever, you never need to face the grim reality.

That’s the spirit!

We got beat by a team that literally appeared on the field at Qualcomm Stadium after stumbling across a portal inside a magic wardrobe.

Credit where credit is due: At least you didn’t subtweet them!

Story about Monty beating up the Rock coming in 5 … 4 … 3 …

I …

I can’t …

I can’t believe …

I can’t believe San Diego State …

I’m sorry you had to find out this way. You were having such a good week!

OK, let’s kick it up a notch. It’s time for …

Detached internet snark

If by “many #SDSU fans” you mean “Boltman,” you are correct.

ppl forget that.

Costa? Piling on the Aztecs?? NO!!!

But wait, it gets worse. Many people were unhappy with the performance of head football coach Rocky Long. Don’t act like you didn’t take part in …

Rocky hot takeage

See the joke is that the coach’s name is Rocky and rock bottom is an idiom that means …

I would make a Brady joke, but it would leave you feeling … deflated?

Oh come on, maybe it was a shortsighted tweet but I hardly think you should be fired, Jason.

Forty percent of the words in this tweet are hashtags. #impressive #ratio

The fact that I don’t retweet this after every Aztecs win has been a failure on my part. I apologize and will try to do better in the future.

But wait, how did our CURRENT KABEER THIRTY STAFF react? Surely they knew this was but a momentary blip on our path to greatness, right?

LOL, what a dumbass.

Man everything truly was awful, wasn’t it? Was there even one person out there who wasn’t feeling like absolute garbage?

DON’T TELL HIM! Ignorance = Bliss.

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Author: Aztecs Killing Him

Former proprietor of AztecsKillingHim dot com, a long-dead SDSU sports blog that was possibly dumber even than this one. On Twitter at @akh_blog.

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