What do you call it when something good happens? Like, something that’s not the bad or mediocre thing you suspected would happen? I’m having a hard time even processing the reality that Rashaad Penny is a Seahawk. This is my face:
As we all know, Penny is a person of high character and a hell of a running back. The Seahawks are a running team that really needs a running back!
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Remember a few weeks ago when Fresno State’s men’s basketball coach got poached by UTEP and we all laughed and laughed? Seriously … UTEP! The one in El Paso!
Well it’s not so funny anymore, is it?*
Congrats?
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Farewell to Max Montana, the streakiest, stylin’-est shooter San Diego State men’s basketball has ever known.
Montana, who is graduating this summer despite one year of eligibility remaining, plans to hoop professionally in the European Union, where he can already work legally. He should do well there, both on the court where his versatile game should translate, and in the continent’s many bastions of sophisticated style and culture. Lord knows his wardrobe is ready.
You know … everyone assumes Max is going to go play in Germany, because of his family roots, but I’m thinking Milan.
Or Ibiza. Does Ibiza have a team?
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