Game Recap: Boise State blows out Aztecs, teaches us important lesson that big dreams are for suckers

tumblr_nn8f35eesd1te1zvoo1_500

I really want nothing more than to go to bed and sleep for about 17 hours, so I’ll do my best to keep this brief. The San Diego State football team carried a No. 19 ranking, Heisman hype and a Fiesta Bowl resume into Saturday night’s conference showdown with the objectively evil Boise State Broncos.

The Aztecs lost it all, quickly and convincingly.

Continue reading “Game Recap: Boise State blows out Aztecs, teaches us important lesson that big dreams are for suckers”

Advertisements

Let us all now freak out about our untested offensive line catching chicken pox maybe

LOL, you didn’t think the San Diego State football team was going to make it through fall camp unscathed did you? It seems every summer, the Aztecs end up hampered by injuries to an entire position group or a suspension for a stupid violation of team rules.

What will it be this year?

/spins Wheel of Misfortune

pox

Let’s see … box … fox … OH!! I’d like to solve the puzzle! CHICKENPOX!

Wait … chickenpox? Seriously??

The three players with chickenpox are junior offensive lineman Ryan Pope and senior linebackers Tyler Morris and Temerick Harper. Pope is a starter at right tackle, Morris and Harper are backup linebackers, but both play extensively on special teams.

Ffs.

Continue reading “Let us all now freak out about our untested offensive line catching chicken pox maybe”