Little Dutcher boy sticks finger in recruiting dike, becomes Dutcher Man

When our Most Revered Coaching Savior Stephen Louis Fisher retired in April after a wildly successful 18-year tenure as San Diego State head basketball coach, longtime Assistant Coach/Head Coach in Waiting Brian Dutcher finally elevated to the big chair he had waited so patiently for. Upon his long-foreshadowed ascension, one big question hung over the mesa like a cloud of bro-stank from a Pennywise mosh pit:

The question appears to have been affirmatively answered: HELLS YEAH BRAH!! Jump in the Zeigsmobile…

Maybe we shouldn’t get too excited about “there are reports” just yet, and I don’t know much (read: anything) about high school basketball prospects i.e. children, but when the Zeigswire heats up like this you know good things must be happening. Landing prospects who were being lured by the likes of Oregon and Gonzaga? Dutch sticking his finger in SDSU’s Steve Fisher-sized hole in its recruiting dike, perhaps saving the program from a future torrent of mediocrity?

That’ll do, Dutchie.

Author: lemonverbena

Californian/Washingtonian, co-editor of Kabeer Thirty.


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